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Not tasting wine at the Samos Wine Museum

A map, a camera and a wine glass. These are the essential tools of the civilised traveller. The map will get you there, the camera will capture it - and the wine glass is used to enjoy the exciting wines you discover. Water, food, first aid kit, I hear someone say, are surely more important than a wine glass! Well, I thought so too. After all where there is wine there must also be a wine glass, you would think.

Sadly, you are wrong. Let me tell you a little story - a true story - that happened this summer. It involves yours truly, a map and no wine glass. And the Samos Wine Museum.

There are many good things about my job. I like what I do. I have great colleagues who are so nice, they even return the Nerf darts I fire into them occasionally to relax. And they do send my travelling. Well, usually to exciting places like Didcot Parkway, Swindon or Guildford. However, sometimes I get lucky and this summer saw me was flying to the Greek island of Samos. To make the most of it I attached a couple of days holiday and went exploring.

barrel 13
barrel 13

Despite temperatures around 38C I bravely carried my camera along beaches, over hills and through valleys. One of my goals was to cross the island, have lunch at the capital of Vathy and return in time for dinner. And in-between stop at the outskirts of Vathy to visit the Samos wine museum and bring back stories of my discoveries to you, gentle reader.

museum background girl
museum background girl

Sadly I failed. The hills were hilly. The sun was very very hot. And most importantly the roads were so narrow and the locals drove so fast I was certain I would be run over before I died from sunburn or dehydration. Still I would have happily given my life for wine research, but as the conference team informed me that we would visit the museum anyway before the conference dinner I decided to live to fight another day.

museum entrance
museum entrance

Fast-forward a couple of days. Two coaches unload a bunch of thirsty academics and eurocrats at the entrance of the wine museum. We were greeted warmly, introduced to the museum and the history of Samos winemaking and then shown around the place to marvel at all sorts of objects, ranging from 1930s Samos wine posters to ancient and modern tools of the wine trade.

tools of the trade
tools of the trade

Samos does indeed have a long history of winemaking, going back into ancient times. This pleased me mightily as with most places I write about I have to make reference to the Romans, but the Greeks don't need a history lesson from them. Samos is also different from other places in that its winemaking is controlled by a cooperative, the Union Of Winemaking Cooperatives of Samos, who run the two wineries of the island and set the quality standards.

Most of the grapes grown come from a single grape variety, Moschato Aspro (internationally better known as Muscat) that was planted widely after the island was hit by phylloxera in the late 19th century. Muscat now grows on about 97% of the 1,600 ha of vineyard land in Samos, with the rest left to table grapes and two local red varieties, Ritino and Fokiano, that are used for the production of rosé. Interestingly, most of the wine made here is sweet - a substantial, luscious style for which the island has developed some reputation, also internationally. Having never tried any of these wines I was looking forward to the tasting session at the end of the tour. And disappointed.

You shall not pass - the Wine Rambler's path is blocked
You shall not pass - the Wine Rambler's path is blocked

Not by the wine, I hasten to add, as I didn't really manage to taste any. Having underestimated how greedy international academics could be I was one of the last people to enter the tasting room - and "tasting room" gives the wrong impression, we are talking about a large, dark warehouse or cellar - and found the boxes with tasting glasses that had teased me earlier to now be empty. And the access to the wine blocked by an army of scholars.

So I ventured back to the reception to find that they had run out of glasses. I was given a dusty plastic cup and thrown back in, to the hungry wolves. Any effort to document what happened after failed, but let me say I shall never again taste wine with more than a dozen academics. I found an almost empty bottle, poured a little in my cup, set the bottle down again to take a photo, only to have a greedy hand snatch it away before I could even lift the camera. The cup tasted odd. With some wines I did not even have a chance to see what was on the label, other bottles were already empty. I remember tasting something that could have been nice, but it was hard to say under the circumstances.

So, gentle reader, there are three lessons for your consideration. One is for the managers of wine museums, especially one that "is considered a success", as the website says: make sure you have clean tasting glasses around; you never know when a journalist might be hiding inside a herd of visitors. The second lesson is for those who sometimes mingle with academics: just because some are slow and unexciting when giving a paper does not mean that you should underestimate the speed and determination when there is free alcohol available. And last, but not least, a civilised traveller should always have a wine glass in the bag. Trust me!

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